Associate Professor of Aeronautics and Astronautics at MIT (also just a break from homework):

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
When I think of MIT,
I can't keep my mind off of the R2-D2 dome and you.

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
Nothing keeps me as warm on those cold Boston Nights,
As much as thinking of you.

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
No one's ass looks better in Popular Mechanics,
than yours.

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
I wish I could be wrapped around your body,
Like your mechanical counter-pressure bio-suit.

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
I want to Cattle Prod your Oyster Ditch
With my lap rocket.

Oh Dava,
You make me so hot.
You're the one and only reason,
I want to get into MIT.



LOL, Please don't take any of this shit too seriously.