Today (and part of yesterday) in a nutshell:  Hookah Bar. Roh el Samara - Hameed Elshaari.  Carding now...great being able to get in.  *sigh* Misterrrr Burrrrdock.  Smashing Pumpkins shirt from Pfafftown: Zero.  Might be getting a Strat (Rocket here I come!).  "Where are you?!?" "My room...where are you?" *hangs up*.  Smoking section in Chili's...hell ya. "OHHH!!!  You're Michael Burdock!"  Volume Max.  AC Slater/ meat grinder.  The true meaning of soulja boy.  Ripped that physics C free response a new asshole. "How old was he?"  "Very evely knevally fucking old!"
    And the best part about today?  Boy is nervous.  Boy asks girl...girl leaves note on windshield; awesomeness.  The amount of adorable awkwardness and irony that came out of today's dialogue and situation is overwhelming.  Happiness, ftw.